No I think the laziest man was in Virginia. Legend tells that he was sitting out beside a road one hot day and a neighbor walks by and asks him why he is sitting out in the full sun at 2 o'clock in the evening. Man says ,"well I was sitting in the shade an hour ago near this tree and and the sun proceeded to move and I just did not feel like moving on to the other side of that tree".
Neighbor laughs and says if you tell me another like that I will give you a quarter. Mans says "can you put it in my pocket."