Lost my mother-in-law the day before yesterday

[truckinbutch]

She went to the barn that evening to milk and do the other evening chores and the plow mule
kicked her in the head .
My wife and I got there early as we could yesterday morning and could barely find a place to park .
She headed for the house , where she saw a lot of her family gathered in the yard . I saw my father-in-law headed for the barn lot , where about 40 guys were gathered , with a gallon of whiskey .
I caught up with him and expressed my sympathy for his loss and my surprise at the turnout of mourners so soon after her demise .
He kinda grinned at me and said ,
"Jim , the family is over there in the yard doin' their mournin'. These fellers at the barn didn't even know her .
They're just here to dicker with me on the sellin' price of that mule ."

 

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[stefen]

This gets a small grin...which is better than a poke in the eye

 

[spartacus53]

bravo

 

[vayank54]

Good one.

 

[blindpig]

Hay Truckinbutch ,.. I'd like to just rent that mule for a bit ,... could ya see about getting me the phone # of the new owner ? Just happen's my Mother -in -law is fly'n into town in a few week's , from Holland ,.. been pray'n for a bit more of that fire & brim-stone from Iceland ,.. but ,dont even know if this will have any ill effect's on her broom ?
Just wonder'n ,.. In light of 6 week's of Hell to pay ,...Blindpig

 

[truckinbutch]

Hay Truckinbutch ,.. I'd like to just rent that mule for a bit ,... could ya see about getting me the phone # of the new owner ? Just happen's my Mother -in -law is fly'n into town in a few week's , from Holland ,.. been pray'n for a bit more of that fire & brim-stone from Iceland ,.. but ,dont even know if this will have any ill effect's on her broom ?
Just wonder'n ,.. In light of 6 week's of Hell to pay ,...Blindpig

Be glad to accomodate but we are kinda far apart for shipping and all . Check with Don Jose for what he has available . He's closer to ya

 

[stefen]

Hay Truckinbutch ,.. I'd like to just rent that mule for a bit ,... could ya see about getting me the phone # of the new owner ? Just happen's my Mother -in -law is fly'n into town in a few week's , from Holland ,.. been pray'n for a bit more of that fire & brim-stone from Iceland ,.. but ,dont even know if this will have any ill effect's on her broom ?
Just wonder'n ,.. In light of 6 week's of Hell to pay ,...Blindpig

Look around ya...quite a few a$$'s about...

 

[blindpig]

Si' ,..Don Stefen , many a bray'n A$$'s in So. Cali ,... but, none have a real kick left in 'em .

El Pig ,...Ole'...

 

[Chug And Red]

maybe that's what happened to my mother in-law but it was just a glancing blow!!!!! better luck next time!!!!