Loud music

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Life just gets better as you get older doesn't it. I was in a Starbucks Coffee recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart. The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel much better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me. I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my Ipod.
This is what happens when old people start using technology.

 

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[DeepseekerADS]

That's a riot

 

[stefen]

That happened to me, blew the whipped cream clean off...wow

 

[Oneshot]

I hope you didn't get a smoothie in the pants.

You're lucky no one lit a cigarette behind you.

 

[ivan salis]

ARE FARTS SUPPOSED TO BE LUMPY?

 

[Oneshot]

Stefen, that wasn't whipped cream.