Major Medical Discovery of The Optical-Rectal Nerve

[stefen]

Today, medical scientists discovered the optical-rectal nerve.

Its a nerve that begins in a persons rectal area and terminates in the tear duct of the eye.

It was discovered when a scientist inadvertently plucked a hair off his buttock and his eyes teared up

 

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[allan]

I have suffered from rectal glaucoma, suffers have a keen sense of not being able to see their a$$ going to work when its nice out. hope they dont come up with a cure for that, at least not when there is detecting to be done

 

[stefen]

Think thats where the term 'Hind Sight' came from?

 

[NaturalJWL]

Dear Sir/Madam/It,

Your opti-rectomy has been scheduled for tomorrow morning, 8am. We realize this is short notice but in your case it needs to be done asap to change your (chitty) outlook on life.

Regards,
WFBMC

 

[Jeffro]

Your problem is obvious.....​

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[Glenns5900]

One of the reasons someone invented glass bellybuttons.


So you can see where you are going with your head up your ...........

 

[stefen]

Rectum hell, it ruined them

 

[GunFarce]

That's why surgions prefer to operate on liberal politicians!
They're heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and asses are totally interchangeable."

 

[Findone]

OCTORECTORISM...........when the nerves in your eyes get crossed with the nerves in your butt and you get a crappy outlook on life.

 

[gord]

That's why surgions prefer to operate on liberal politicians!
They're heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and asses are totally interchangeable."

Not just the liberals - that's ANY politician