Mighty AP
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Mario & Luigi...........
Mario & Luigi were out in the woods detecting when Luigi says "Damn Mario, I realy got to taka a crap!"
Mario says "Luigi, we're ina the woods..........go ina the bushes & taka a crap!"
"But Mario, how will I wipe'a my butt? I hava no toilet paper!"
"Luigi..........you use'a a dollar if you have'a no toilet paper!"
Satisfied with Mario's suggestion, Luigi stomps off into the bushes & proceeds to "take'a a crap". After about 10 minutes he comes back into the clearing with crap all over his hands............
"Luigi! Whats the matter for you? I told you to use'a a dollar to wipe'a yer butt!"
"Yeah Mario, I did, but all I hada was 3 quarters, 2 dimes & a nickel!!!"

Mario & Luigi were out in the woods detecting when Luigi says "Damn Mario, I realy got to taka a crap!"
Mario says "Luigi, we're ina the woods..........go ina the bushes & taka a crap!"
"But Mario, how will I wipe'a my butt? I hava no toilet paper!"
"Luigi..........you use'a a dollar if you have'a no toilet paper!"
Satisfied with Mario's suggestion, Luigi stomps off into the bushes & proceeds to "take'a a crap". After about 10 minutes he comes back into the clearing with crap all over his hands............
"Luigi! Whats the matter for you? I told you to use'a a dollar to wipe'a yer butt!"
"Yeah Mario, I did, but all I hada was 3 quarters, 2 dimes & a nickel!!!"
