"Thats Once!".....

[buscadero]

"That's Once!".....

A Farmer & his new Bride were riding home from the Chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the oldest horse stumbled. The Farmer said, "That's Once!"
A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again. The Farmer said, "That's twice!"
After a little while, the tired old horse stumbled once more. The Farmer did'nt say anything, but reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun, & shot the horse.
His brand new Bride was shocked & raised all kinds of hell with him. "That was an awful thing to do!"
The Farmer said, " That's One!"

 

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[Mighty AP]

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LOL!!! Reddies gonna like this one, eh Joe?

 

[fldiver]

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LOL! I remember listening to ole Jerry Clower, man I miss him! Thanks for the memory

 

[buscadero]

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8) Can't let you have all the Glory, AP! The Problem is, new material is getting hard to find! My Bobby Riggs Archive is Empty!

Thank You, Reddie for inspiring me to go on!


Joe

 

[Spitfire Reddie]

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8) Can't let you have all the Glory, AP! The Problem is, new material is getting hard to find! My Bobby Riggs Archive is Empty!

Thank You, Reddie for inspiring me to go on!


Joe

I see it as more filibustering for me !

filibustering = Fill you guys with all my Bustering insults hehehehe

 

[stefen]

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Thats once!

 

[Spitfire Reddie]

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Thats once!

twice ! three times a lady !

 

[stefen]

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Gag me

 

[Mighty AP]

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Gag me

With a chainsaw..............

 

[Spitfire Reddie]

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sorry it was the only thing i could think to write at the time !!

 

[stefen]

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Jeez.

 

[Spitfire Reddie]

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well if its any comfort i was really thinking about the Seinfeld episode where newman was singing that song and his truck burst into flames after he ran over a old sewing machine on the road...

 

[stefen]

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Your approaching three!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Spitfire Reddie]

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you guys are fud ruckers !!!!!!!!! ........is that three ?? Bring it baby !

 

[stefen]

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3.56 Toots

Check out the Lizard Birth...it's right up your alley.

 

[Spitfire Reddie]

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3.56 Toots

 

[stefen]

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