Metal detecting 3 word story

[sniffer]

with a bag

 

[vayank54]

of pull tabs

 

[shaun7]

and onion rings

 

[vayank54]

soaked in oily

 

[diggin jimmy hoffa]

Canadian Goose droppings

 

[shaun7]

for good luck

 

[sniffer]

they also added

 

[Ray S ECenFL]

a bottle of

 

[sniffer]

greasifed gopher guts

 

[shaun7]

to wash down

 

[sniffer]

he licked the

 

[vayank54]

bottom of his

 

[sniffer]

left middle toe

 

[shaun7]

..mouldy cheese again

 

[sniffer]

and he said

 

[shaun7]

this isn't my

 

[sniffer]

foot, it belongs

 

[shaun7]

Michael Jackson! Suddenly

 

[sniffer]

retching was heard

 

[shaun7]

and the children