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I just returned from a friend's 101st Birthday. Myron lives in a senior assisted living facility. Now Myron has no family living and all his friends are older"inmates"and acquaintances from his long past.
The fellows he lives amongst , his junior, decided to throw him a birthday party...one of them thinking a Hooker
could liven up the party ! Well as I arrived, I witnessed the tables with the requisite adornments and streamers flanking a large banner exclaiming "101 years !" And a few residents donning party hats. The party commenced with cake and juice boxes , carrot sticks , music , some dancing and many pudding cups were had.
In the corner a pile of gifts waited for the Party Boy and his compadres were giddy with excitement. And as Myron opened his , mostly "corney" gifts the "Boys" moved in closer to see and hear better what was to come next.......The Hooker ! The sexy woman sidled up to Myron , enticing in every move.....the boys moved in closer and the hooker kissed Myron on the face and neck , then with a sultry voice , whispered..."I'm going to give you Super Sex"......Myron took a half a second before replying...."I'll have the Soup !"
Happy Birthday Myron.
The fellows he lives amongst , his junior, decided to throw him a birthday party...one of them thinking a Hooker
could liven up the party ! Well as I arrived, I witnessed the tables with the requisite adornments and streamers flanking a large banner exclaiming "101 years !" And a few residents donning party hats. The party commenced with cake and juice boxes , carrot sticks , music , some dancing and many pudding cups were had.
In the corner a pile of gifts waited for the Party Boy and his compadres were giddy with excitement. And as Myron opened his , mostly "corney" gifts the "Boys" moved in closer to see and hear better what was to come next.......The Hooker ! The sexy woman sidled up to Myron , enticing in every move.....the boys moved in closer and the hooker kissed Myron on the face and neck , then with a sultry voice , whispered..."I'm going to give you Super Sex"......Myron took a half a second before replying...."I'll have the Soup !"
Happy Birthday Myron.
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