Morons Birthday....

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I just returned from a friend's 101st Birthday. Myron lives in a senior assisted living facility. Now Myron has no family living and all his friends are older"inmates"and acquaintances from his long past.
The fellows he lives amongst , his junior, decided to throw him a birthday party...one of them thinking a Hooker
could liven up the party ! Well as I arrived, I witnessed the tables with the requisite adornments and streamers flanking a large banner exclaiming "101 years !" And a few residents donning party hats. The party commenced with cake and juice boxes , carrot sticks , music , some dancing and many pudding cups were had.
In the corner a pile of gifts waited for the Party Boy and his compadres were giddy with excitement. And as Myron opened his , mostly "corney" gifts the "Boys" moved in closer to see and hear better what was to come next.......The Hooker ! The sexy woman sidled up to Myron , enticing in every move.....the boys moved in closer and the hooker kissed Myron on the face and neck , then with a sultry voice , whispered..."I'm going to give you Super Sex"......Myron took a half a second before replying...."I'll have the Soup !"

Happy Birthday Myron.
 

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I apologize for the title above....damn autocorrect combined with not being able to "edit post" the Title should have read "Myrons Birthday"
Tks.
 

Still sharp at 101, awesome story made me chuckle
 

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