Negotiating with Iran!

[buscadero]

In an effort to negotiate a settlement to the Iran Nuclear Crisis, President Chaney flew to Tehran for talks w/ the Iranian President.
On the 1st day, They were sitting in the Iranian Conference Room, when Dick noticed 3 little buttons on the arm of the Iranian's chair.

after a few minutes of talks, the Iranian suddenly pushes the 1st button. A big Boxing Glove on a spring flies out & nails Chaney on the chin.The Iranian Pres. bursts out laughing, but in the spirit of peace, Dick ignores the prank.
A few more minutes pass when the bearded one presses the 2d button. A wooden club jumps out of the table leg & hits Chaney right on the shin. The Iranian giggles away, but Dick wants the talks to succeed.
A while later, the Iranian can't help himself, so he taps the 3rd button. Dick jumps up , but a giant boot kicks him right square in the crotch.
The Iranian practically wets himself laughing, but Chaney had enough. " I'm going back to Washington", he Say's, then storms out!
A few weeks later, President Chaney decides to give Peace another chance, So he invites the Iranian to the White House.
The Iranian notices that Chaney too has 3 buttons on his Chair. After a round of talks, Dick smiles, then presses the 1st button. The Iranian ducks, but nothing happens. Chaney sits & chuckles to himself.
The talks are going nowhere, when The Pres. jabs the 2d button. The Iranian mutters " Infidel" a couple times, but again nothing happens!
Dick glares at the Iranian, then hits #3. The Iranian jumps out of his chair, nothing happens. He gets mad, while Chaney has tears running down his face. The Iranian makes a couple of Jihad threats, then says, " That does it, I'm going back to Tehran!"
"What Tehran?", asks the President! 8)

 

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[Jeffro]

Heheheheh! Don't know how I missed this one

 

[stefen]

Someones always pushing a button to get a reaction

 

[riobravo]

WOW . . is this laying it on the line or what?

The lady who wrote this letter is Pam Foster of Pamela Foster and Associates in Atlanta. She's been in business since 1980 doing interior design and home planning. She recently wrote a letter to a family member serving in Iraq....... Read it!

"Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001?

Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan , across the Potomac from our nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania?

Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they?

And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was "desecrated" when an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet?
Well, I don't. I don't care at all.

I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11.

I'll care about the Koran when the fanatics in the Middle East start caring about the Holy Bible, the mere possession of which is a crime in Saudi Arabia .

I'll care when Abu Musab al-Zarqawi tells the world he is sorry for hacking off Nick Berg's head while Berg screamed through his gurgling slashed throat.

I'll care when the cowardly so-called "insurgents" in Iraq come out and fight like men instead of disrespecting their own religion by hiding in mosques.

I'll care when the mindless zealots who blow themselves up in search of nirvana care about the innocent children within range of their suicide bombs.

I'll care when the American media stops pretending that their First Amendment liberties are somehow derived from international law instead of the United States Constitution's Bill of Rights.

In the meantime, when I hear a story about a brave marine roughing up an Iraqi terrorist to obtain information, know this: I don't care.

When I see a fuzzy photo of a pile of naked Iraqi prisoners who have been humiliated in what amounts to a college-hazing incident, rest assured that I don't care.

When I see a wounded terrorist get shot in the head when he is told not to move because he might be booby-trapped, you can take it to the bank that I don't care.

When I hear that a prisoner, who was issued a Koran and a prayer mat, and fed "special" food that is paid for by my tax dollars, is complaining that his holy book is being "mishandled," you can absolutely believe in your heart of hearts that I don't care.

And oh, by the way, I've noticed that sometimes it's spelled "Koran" and other times "Quran." Well, Jimmy Crack Corn and ---- you guessed it - - I don't care ! ! ! ! !

If you agree with this viewpoint, pass this on to all your e-mail friends. Sooner or later, it'll get to the people responsible for this ridiculous behavior! If you don't agree, then by all means hit the delete button.

Should you choose the latter, then please don't complain when more atrocities committed by radical Muslims happen here in our great country.

I am not deleting this, I am sending it on, but only after
I add:

--"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But, the Marines don't have that problem."
-- Ronald Reagan

"If we ever forget that we're One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under"
also by... Ronald Reagan

 

[buscadero]

8) Thanks, Rio! My Feelings Exactly!

Joe

 

[Michigan Badger]

Excellent posts!

We need more of this.

Badger

 

[Jeffro]

The Marine Corps!

When it absolutely, positively has to be destroyed overnight!