Well, a few days an old photo was uncovered in the University if Washington's Library archives. The photograph, dated 1898, features three children digging for gold at Dominion Creek, Yukon, during the Klondlike Gold Rush. All very well and good. Until someone noticed something. No, it was not the dog with the human face but something even more sinister.
It was none other than that little nuisance from Sweden who is currently traveling the world to tell adults how to live their lives.
That's right. Greta, who claims to be sixteen, is somehow panning for gold 120 years ago. As more people noticed and began to ask questions, there arose efforts to dismiss the rational folks as conspiracy theorists, or treat the whole affair as an amusing meme.
As most people have been conditioned to have the attention spans of gnats, the truth was quickly extinguished and the Dark Forces breathed a sigh of relief.
However, a handful of folks began looking into the matter, and to their astonishmen, found even more frightening evidence which points to mysterious activity on the part of "Greta". I am presenting this evidence now.
I think you can see the theme here. Here is a little more proof:
I don't think Greta is a time traveler, as some have suggested. My belief is that she is a meddling Alien who has managed to insert herself into our history for unknown reasons.
