NEW CONTEST

[Honest Samuel]

I am crying because the Pats lost. A good Afternoon to all.

 

[sjvalleyhunter]

BUFFALO is headed for the SUPERBOWL!

Yeah, they are headed to a super bowl of chips and guacamole as they are sitting at home and watching the Niners and Ravens on tv.

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[Hillbilly Prince]

Yeah, they are headed to a super bowl of chips and guacamole as they are sitting at home and watching the Niners and Ravens on tv.

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I was gonna say headed there to watch
But I think they will be back in play-offs next season.
The Vikings were at the three yard line minute ago in overtime. aaaaand....Vikings did it. Next stop Niners.

 

[Honest Samuel]

Finished playing checkers on the internet, now, time to watch the games.

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

Did Dolphin and Druid go on three day weekend? Eating cookies and antiqueing? Or whatever they call it.

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

Seahawks winning this one.

 

[against the wind]

Yeah, they are headed to a super bowl of chips and guacamole as they are sitting at home and watching the Niners and Ravens on tv.

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FAKE NEWS

 

[sjvalleyhunter]

If it’s proven to be fake news, head on out here to the beautiful country of California and I’ll buy you dinner.

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[Honest Samuel]

I was for the old Quarthback, sorry that the team lost.

 

[Honest Samuel]

And to all, a good night.

 

[against the wind]

GOOD MORNING TNET!!

 

[13dolphins1]

Did Dolphin and Druid go on three day weekend? Eating cookies and antiqueing? Or whatever they call it.

I actually took a trip to see if cavemen invented fire or just happened to use it when natural disasters happened like lightning strikes. Turns out cavemen hated fire and ate their meat raw. They also would fart with almost every step they took. If they lived in today's times they would never be allowed to step foot in California or they would owe that state their lives.
Also, I missed my stop and shot forward about 4 months. Brady will not play for the Patriots next season. Baltimore wins the superbowl and Lamar Jackson puts on a show! The Lions do nothing in the offseason that will help them and the Vegas computers have a hiccup and give them a 6% chance of winning the superbowl! This crashes their system with the flood of bets and for the first time in history shuts down all bets for the upcoming NFL season. Its is believed that the Russians hacked the computers raising the Lions from less than .097% to 6% and for the first time in Vegas history....nobody will be paid for taking the under.
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[13dolphins1]

Oh I almost forgot.
In a few months a new company will.come out with a new Creme aimed at preventing Male Vaginal Chaffing (geared towards the West Coast Clientele. ) Do not buy this product as it will ruin your voice in one use! I normally would never interfere in futuristic events but if my plan works this product will not hit the shelves...I mean one man used the product and grew goat horns, wore a dress and ran around in a Michael Jackson voice singing Thriller, and this man wasnt even from Connecticut!
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[Honest Samuel]

And a good Afternoon while I am Last. Tippy is hungry and I need to feed her.

 

[sjvalleyhunter]

Hi all!

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[13dolphins1]

Guess you all didnt read....I went to the future and found out I am truly
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[Hillbilly Prince]

Hmm...Dolphin, I think you accidentally ate a Wind cookie. Of course Brady plays for Pats. Bills win SB. And men need vaginal cream because according to our thought leaders men who decide they are women are women. And just cause...let me back up.
Oddly enough, every man who discovers he has had a woman inside him all along also discovers that womam is a lesbian! So these newly coined "women" are giving actual lesbians with actual V's fits because they insist the lesbians should have carnal knowledge with them. But the lesbian tribe really don't want fake lesbians with man parts.
Nevertheless. Men need vagcream.
Would you like your 100 Cornflakes or bet further on the SB?

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

I am really confused now but last.

 

[13dolphins1]

Hmm...Dolphin, I think you accidentally ate a Wind cookie. Of course Brady plays for Pats. Bills win SB. And men need vaginal cream because according to our thought leaders men who decide they are women are women. And just cause...let me back up.
Oddly enough, every man who discovers he has had a woman inside him all along also discovers that womam is a lesbian! So these newly coined "women" are giving actual lesbians with actual V's fits because they insist the lesbians should have carnal knowledge with them. But the lesbian tribe really don't want fake lesbians with man parts.
Nevertheless. Men need vagcream.
Would you like your 100 Cornflakes or bet further on the SB?

Well, based on the fact that I saw the Ravens win the superbowl I will double down on the cornflake bet and say the Ravens win!
You dont have to soak my cornflakes in milk either, I will take em dry!
It is I who is
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[Honest Samuel]

Who cares? The Pats lost.