New Doping Probe!

[bigscoop]

Yep, it's true, and very sad, indeed. TE has just learned that SHA authorities will be conducting a lengthy and thorough investigation involving Super Hero doping allegations. The SHA (Super Hero Authority) announced today that they have reason to believe that at least half of all the registered super hero's have experimented with doping in order to build more muscle mass, faster reflexes, better eye sight, and a higher degree of instincts, as well as other doping experiments designed to increase their over all individual performance. When asked to comment on the allegations, President of the SHA, Clark Kent, had this to say; "It's a sad day for Americans and the entire world, especially if the allegations turn out to be true." Mr. Kent refused to offer any further detail on the allegations by adding that he hasn't yet read the entire official report on the allegations. However, he did go on to add, "As long as there are devious minds out there like Lex Luther we can't be certain of anything until we look into the matter from all angles." As soon as TE hears more, our readers will be the first to learn the real scoop. Until then please feel free to voice your comments/thoughts on this breaking national news story.

 

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[releventchair]

Ohhh,i thought headline meant like a new kind of probe,you know, "aliens"and why peoples memories affected after abductions sometimes.

Hope no one in the justice league gets popped,though aqua man is kind of a fishy character.

 

[bigscoop]

Ohhh,i thought headline meant like a new kind of probe,you know, "aliens"and why peoples memories affected after abductions sometimes.

Hope no one in the justice league gets popped,though aqua man is kind of a fishy character.

From what we're hearing, both Spiderman and the Hulk have been implicated, but we've not confirmed this yet. Also a little politics going on here as well. From what we hear at TE Loise Lane has been seen doing up the nightclubs with SHA co-founder, Bruce Wayne. Wayne recently stated that he thought Clark Kent was just too mild mannered for the position of SHA president, so, it appears there may be a power struggle underway. We at TE have a feeling this is going to get pretty juicy and pretty dirty before this new brewing scandal is over with!