NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH

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A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. ​

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: ​

'Emma come first. ​

Den I come. ​

Den two asses come together. ​

I come once-a-more! ... ​

Two asses, they come together again. ​

I come again and pee twice. ​

Then I come one lasta time.' ​

The lady can't take this anymore, "You foul- mouthed sex obsessed pig!", she retorted indignantly. 'In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives!" ​

'Hey, coola down lady,' said the man, 'Whooza talkin' about sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi .' ​

$5.00 says you're gonna read this again! ​

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[Goose-0]

I lost.