None of that Sissy stuff

[Minstrel]

> None of that
>
> 'Sis-sy Stuff
> Are you tired of those
> sissy 'friendship' poems
>
> that always sound good,
>
> but never actually come close
>
> to reality?
>
> Well, here is a series
> of promises that
> actually speak of
>
> True Friendship.
>
> You WON'T see
>
> cutesy little smiley faces
>
> on this card-
>
> Just the stone cold truth
>
> of our great friendship..
>
>
> 1. When you are sad,
>
> I will jump on the person
>
> who made you sad
>
> like a spider monkey
>
> jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!
>
>
> 2. When you are blue,
>
> I will try to dislodge
>
> whatever is choking you.
>
>
> 3. When you smile,
>
> I will know you are
>
> Plotting something
>
> that I must be involved in.
>
>
> 4. When you're scared,
>
> we will high tail it out of here.
>
>
> 5. When you are worried,
>
> I will tell you horrible stories
> about how much worse
>
> it could be until you
>
> quit whining,
> ya big baby!!!!
>
>
> 6. When you are confused,
>
> I will use little words.
>
>
> 7. When you are sick,
>
> Stay away from me
>
> until you are well again.
>
> I don't want
> whatever
> you have.
>
>
> 8. When you fall,
>
> I'll pick you up
>
> and dust you off--
>
> After I laugh
> my butt off!!
>
>
> 9. This is my oath...
>
> I pledge it to the end.
>
> 'Why?' you may ask;
>
> --
> Just because you are
> my FRIEND!
>
> ***********************
> Friendship is like
> peeing your pants,
>
> everyone can see it,
>
> but only YOU
>
> can feel the
>
> true warmth.
>
> **********************
>
> Try sending this to
>
> 10
>
> of your closest friends,
>
> Then, get depressed
>
> 'cause you can only think of
>
> 4!

 

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