Obama jokes...

[lucky1777]

What does God and Obama have in common?

Neither one has a birth certificate...


What is the difference between God and Obama?

God doesn't think he is Obama.


If you have any more post them. Keep them clean.

 

[levis_dad]

What's the difference between Obama and a hot-air balloon?



the balloon

 

[mojjax]

What will America's national bird be when Obama takes office?

His middle finger.

 

[godisnum1]

What's the difference between Obama giving a speech and a cardboard cutout of Obama giving a speech?



The cardboard cutout looks at the camera instead of the teleprompter.



Bran <><

 

[godisnum1]

Thanks to President Obama, we will become a more honest people.
Once we're all jobless, there won't be any point in lying on our tax returns.



Next year's "stimulus" tax return will fit on a postcard.


* How much money did you make?
* Mail it in.




Bran <><

 

[godisnum1]

Why won't Obama release his real birth certificate?

The ink isn't dry yet.



Why won't Obama release his real birth certificate?

He accidently smoked it.




Bran <><

 

[godisnum1]

Why wouldn’t Barack salute the American flag?
It was ours.


Why did Obama change his name from Barry to Barack?
He thought Barry sounded too American.


Bran <><

 

[OldCrazyLarry]

Differences between God and Obama?

Well...Obama gets better press coverage....and, liberals love Obama.

 

[DANGLANGLEY]

Q. Why haven't Obama's followers demanded that his face be added to Mount Rushmore yet?
A. They're still trying to figure out how to carve a stone halo.

 

[DANGLANGLEY]

Beer is better than Obama because imported beer doesn’t pretend to be domestic.

 

[CRAZY-TEXICAN]

i am staying out of this one..

 

[stefen]

i am staying out of this one..

Smart move