Obamacare enrollment packet.

[digging wv]

I wanted to let you know that earlier today I received my Obamacare
enrollment packet from the White House.

It contained:

1· An aspirin and a band-aid.

2· An 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker

3· A 'Bush's Fault' yard sign

4· A 'Blame Republicans first, then anybody and everybody' poster.

5· A 'Tax the Rich' banner

6· An application for unemployment and a free cellphone

7· An application for food stamps

8· A prayer rug

9· A letter assigning my debt to my grandchildren

10· And lastly, a coupon for a machine that blows smoke .



Everything was made in "China" and all directions were in Spanish.


Keep an eye out. Yours should be arriving soon.

 

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[old digger]

I thought #1. was free condoms, and a unlimited voucher to an abortion clinic?

 

[austin]

Wow, you got a prayer rug? All I got was an 8 1/2" X 11" flag of Kenya...

 

[jerseyben]

Wow... There are no words.

 

[stefen]

Strange, mine contained a symbolic sign of a man grabbing his ankles and kissing his a$$ goodby....

 

[tiderider]

That's to funny on both parts!