Ha.. That reminds me of a time in school (grade 2 or 3 I think) Ballpoint pens were fairly new and bit of a curiosity. I had found one that belonged to my father and I took it to school.. We were too young to use pen and ink yet (in grade 5 they gave you a stick pen, nib, and a bottle of ink to fill the hole in your desk), but I was writing with it, and the teacher came along and asked me if she could see it .. I passed her the pen, she read what was on the side (which meant absolutely nothing to me) Smiled, gave it back, and said that perhaps I should leave it at home tomorrow.. Written on the side of the pen was "Come one, come all, to donkey dinner...Everyone gets a piece of ass" ... I was probably 12 before I knew what it meant..hahahahaha