Old sayings

[nomad 11]

a day late and a dollar short

 

[nomad 11]

40+ years late and millions dollars short

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

callin out the grammar police again. have you no shame ?

auf Wiedersehen. There you go. You don't want to misquote Mary Poppins, do you?

 

[nomad 11]

auf Wiedersehen. There you go. You don't want to misquote Mary Poppins, do you?

and you need a spoon full of SUGAR to help the medicine go down. i prescribe a quart of cod liver oil for you ! buddy

 

[nomad 11]

only in the land of FRUITS and NUTS

 

[nomad 11]

once twice three times a charm

 

[nomad 11]

grinin ? like the cat that swallowed the canary

 

[nomad 11]

do or die

 

[nomad 11]

never say never

 

[nomad 11]

life's an uphill battle

 

[nomad 11]

when you're 50 you're over the hill

 

[nomad 11]

then its a roller coaster ride

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

and you need a spoon full of SUGAR to help the medicine go down. i prescribe a quart of cod liver oil for you ! buddy

I'm trying to help. You ever hear of Heidi? You don't want the Hottentots to get you.

 

[nomad 11]

its a good thing you have no open wounds ? else he'd rub some salt in there for ya.

 

[nomad 11]

I'm trying to help. You ever hear of Heidi? You don't want the Hottentots to get you.

you would'nt be referring to Heidi Klum ? (GOOGLE EYES) you just go take your medicine. help ? what does help mean these days ?

 

[nomad 11]

Hottentots ? was that a fancy word back in the 20's i'm not even familiar with that word. although i wont be retaining that in my memory banks

 

[nomad 11]

can i get a hee ha ? or a yee ha ? how about a hee haw ?

 

[nomad 11]

how would ya like 6 eyes instead of four ? i was dumb founded ? honestly i did'nt know how to respond ? as if she really expected an answer ? thats what one of the nuns said to me one time. i've been mulling it over all these years ? and then you have to wonder why i need pills. thanks ma for sending me to catholic school.

 

[nomad 11]

somebody tell me the true definition of HELP ?

 

[nomad 11]

what ? you want my phone number ? let me see if i can remember it. ok here it is ? 888-inu-ndate