Ole and Da Finkers

[Ray S S]

Ole Olsen vas vorking at the fish plant up nort
in Dulut vhen he accidentally cut off all 10 of
his finkers.

He vent to da emergency room in the Clinik &
vhen he got dar da Norsky doctor looked at Ole
& said, "Let's have da finkers & I'll see vhat I
can do."

Ole said, "I hafen't got da finkers."

"Vhat do you mean, you hafen't got da finkers?" he
said. "Lord!!-- it's 2010 & Ive's got microsurgery
& all kinds of incredible techniques. I could hafe
put dem back on & made you like new. Vhy didn't
you brink da finkers?"

Ole said, How da heck vas I supposed to pick dem up?"

 

[olegoat]

now i have to sit my chair back up-lol

 

[River Rat]

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[Ray S S]

Thanks, Olegoat and R R for reading this one and your answers. Ray