On the lighter side

[onfire]

An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but
only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger, Holly Madison said, "I have my own reality show
and I am the smartest and prettiest woman at Playboy, so Americans
don't want me to die." She took the first pack and jumped out of the
plane.

The second passenger, John McCain, said, "I'm a Senator, and a
decorated war hero from an elite Navy unit from the United States of
America." So he grabbed the second pack and jumped.

The third passenger, What's his name said, "I am the President of the
United States and I am the smartest ever in the history of our
country, some even call me the 'Anointed One.'" So he grabbed the
pack next to him and jumped out.
The fourth passenger, Billy Graham said to the fifth passenger, a
10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life and served my God
the best I could. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last
parachute."
The little girl said, "That's okay, Mr. Graham. There's a parachute
left for you. America's smartest President took my schoolbag."

 

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[austin]

Now this is funny and unfortunately could probably happen...

 

[jerseyben]

Im surprised to see you making Bush jokes.

 

[onfire]

Im surprised to see you making Bush jokes.

Look Jersey I feel most who take the oath are a little humorous but even you must admit the guy who holds the office now could be a Vegas act at the local comedy club.