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[Chug And Red]

Sorry Just passed Gas And Other Embarrassing Moments

Red Your Up Next

 

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[G.I.B.]

Well, if you were wearing your Particle Fart Separator there wouldn't have been an embarrassing moment...

 

[Chug And Red]

Passing A Poop Instead of my First Son Red

 

[Honest Samuel]

Hope the smell was not too bad.

 

[Chug And Red]

No the Water flushed it out

 

[boogeyman]

Had one cooking. Went to the very back of the store, and as the paint on the shelves was starting to wrinkle a lady comes around the end. All of a sudden I hear this lady yell "aG$#%^$#!!!" Don't want to violate the vulgarity rules! As I was walking back to the front of the store a manager & two employees were looking up and down the isle "Looking for some bad product". Was checking out I kept thinking I hope I don't get busted for carrying a concealed weapon. How are the cops going to confiscate it!?!?! Now I have to ask, Why is it when you go to the most inaccessible location to squeak one off someone ALWAYS shows up just as you get the pressure down to safe levels??

 

[BigWaveDave]

My wife ordered this, got it just in time for the family gathering today....
Fact is, we got this because of her sister.



...3 quick squirts into the bowl before the occasion...
Works like a charm!

 

[against the wind]

There is a new product on the market.
I won't say that it is "High End" or "Low End" but it is supposed to neutralize odors from "That End"
The actual name of the product is ,, V.I.Poo

 

[nsdq]

This post is a gas for sure

 

[RustyGold]

I'm sitting on the throne as I read this and it adds to the atmosphere of this post. Ah smells like we're done here.

 

[Honest Samuel]

There is nothing on the market that can get rid of the bad smell, after I had done a # 2.

 

[Limitool]

7-8 years ago I'm getting checked out at a Wal-Mart store. I'm standing in line waiting and a lady and her husband come up behind me. This lady was really ragging on her husband like nobody was around. She didn't care how loud she was or what she was saying. I felt a "bubble" coming on and I slowly let the air out. All of a sudden she turns around and REALLY went off on him! And I mean she held NOTHING back.... Did you just die! What's holding you up! What the hell did you eat! That is the worst one you've ever done! When I picked up my bags I turned around and he's staring at me.... we both smiled as she continued her rant.

 

[NC Digger]

7-8 years ago I'm getting checked out at a Wal-Mart store. I'm standing in line waiting and a lady and her husband come up behind me. This lady was really ragging on her husband like nobody was around. She didn't care how loud she was or what she was saying. I felt a "bubble" coming on and I slowly let the air out. All of a sudden she turns around and REALLY went off on him! And I mean she held NOTHING back.... Did you just die! What's holding you up! What the hell did you eat! That is the worst one you've ever done! When I picked up my bags I turned around and he's staring at me.... we both smiled as she continued her rant.

Thats just a classic moment!

 

[Rebel - KGC]

In time for family gatherings & the holidays! 'Tis the "Silent Ones", ya gotta watch...

 

[Chug And Red]

7-8 years ago I'm getting checked out at a Wal-Mart store. I'm standing in line waiting and a lady and her husband come up behind me. This lady was really ragging on her husband like nobody was around. She didn't care how loud she was or what she was saying. I felt a "bubble" coming on and I slowly let the air out. All of a sudden she turns around and REALLY went off on him! And I mean she held NOTHING back.... Did you just die! What's holding you up! What the hell did you eat! That is the worst one you've ever done! When I picked up my bags I turned around and he's staring at me.... we both smiled as she continued her rant.

As Red Said That's A Good Place For Stick Up

 

[Rebel - KGC]

I'm sitting on the throne as I read this and it adds to the atmosphere of this post. Ah smells like we're done here.

HA! NOT finished, until the paper-work is done, checked once or twice, etc.