Picture on the nightstand

[Mighty AP]

After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her night stand by the bed. He begins to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.

"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.

"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.

"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.

"No, no, no!!!" she answers.

"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.

"That's me before the surgery."

 

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[BobPA]

Talk about a sick feeling. That would do it.
Bob

 

[TreasureTales]

ROFL. Very funny. Thanks, I needed a good laugh.

 

[hollowpointred]

HAHAHHAHAHAAA!! oh man...i needed that!! where the hell have you been AP?!

 

[pepperpump]

Headline next morning....crazy man kills woman last night only to find out she was a he


Pepperpump

 

[fossis]

Whooo Nellie , ,,

Fossis...................

 

[River Rat]

 

[grizzly bare]

Now that just ain't right.
Another good one AP

grizzly bare

 

[TreasureTales]

Didn't Danny Bonaduce have a similar experience?

 

[Montana Jim]

Oooffff..... and yuck. LMAO

 

[stefen]

Brokeback Bedroom Romp

 

[Green1]

gadzooks !!

 

[Jeffro]

Didn't Danny Bonaduce have a similar experience?

I dunno about Danny, but I sure did.....

No, we didn't get THAT far, LOL! Just dancing. s/he was pretty doggone hot in that fishnet outfit, too! Until s/he spoke, of course.... AYE CARRUMBA!

 

[TreasureTales]

Didn't Danny Bonaduce have a similar experience?

I dunno about Danny, but I sure did.....

No, we didn't get THAT far, LOL! Just dancing. s/he was pretty doggone hot in that fishnet outfit, too! Until s/he spoke, of course.... AYE CARRUMBA!

How many drinks did you have before you invited her/him to dance? Alcohol always makes the 5 o'clock shadow less noticeable, don't you agree!?