bakergeol
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Due to the climate of political correctness now
pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no
longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES."
You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.
And furthermore ...
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a
"DOUBLE BREASTED AMERICAN."
2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY
ACCESSIBLE."
3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a
"LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE
INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."
4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a
"PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."
5. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY
REPETITIVE."
6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW
COST PROVIDER."
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He does not have a "BEER GUT"
He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."
2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY
CAUCASIAN."
3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He
"INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE
DESTINATIONS."
4. He is not "BALDING" - He has "FOLLICLE
REGRESSION."
5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops
a case of
RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."
6. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his
pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE"
pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no
longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES."
You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.
And furthermore ...
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a
"DOUBLE BREASTED AMERICAN."
2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY
ACCESSIBLE."
3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a
"LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE
INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."
4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a
"PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."
5. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY
REPETITIVE."
6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW
COST PROVIDER."
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He does not have a "BEER GUT"
He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."
2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY
CAUCASIAN."
3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He
"INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE
DESTINATIONS."
4. He is not "BALDING" - He has "FOLLICLE
REGRESSION."
5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops
a case of
RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."
6. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his
pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE"
