Ray S S
Silver Member
- Joined
- Nov 18, 2007
- Messages
- 3,011
- Reaction score
- 59
- Golden Thread
- 0
- Location
- Port Huron, Mi.
- Detector(s) used
- Freedom Ace Coin Commander and Ace 250
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Thread Owner
There was a priest who went into the country to
pay a visit to a 92 year old church member. She
welcomed him into the parlor. While she made tea,
he looked around and saw a beautiful old oak pump
organ with a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it.
The bowl was half filled with water and a condom
was floating on top of the water. He dare not say
anything.
After tea, curiosity finally got the best of him
and he asked her about it.
She replied, "While in town I found a little foil
package on the sidewalk and took it home. The
directions on the back said, 'keep wet and put on
your organ to prevent disease.' Andyou know,
I think it works. I haven't had a cold all winter."
pay a visit to a 92 year old church member. She
welcomed him into the parlor. While she made tea,
he looked around and saw a beautiful old oak pump
organ with a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it.
The bowl was half filled with water and a condom
was floating on top of the water. He dare not say
anything.
After tea, curiosity finally got the best of him
and he asked her about it.
She replied, "While in town I found a little foil
package on the sidewalk and took it home. The
directions on the back said, 'keep wet and put on
your organ to prevent disease.' Andyou know,
I think it works. I haven't had a cold all winter."