DANGLANGLEY
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- Oliver Springs, Tennessee, U.S.A.
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- Garrett Ace 250, Garrett AT Pro
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- All Treasure Hunting
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Questions and Answers from an AARP Forum
Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore-------under fiction.
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Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly----- wrinkles?
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A: Take off your glasses
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Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go bra-less. It will usually pull them out.
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Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where should 60+ year olds look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: 'Gosh, I remember these. '
SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor,right?
Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore-------under fiction.
>>
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.
>>
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
>>
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly----- wrinkles?
>>
A: Take off your glasses
>>
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go bra-less. It will usually pull them out.
>>
Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
>>
Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
>>
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
>>
Q: Where should 60+ year olds look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.
>>
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: 'Gosh, I remember these. '
SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor,right?
