Quotes - Who are they??

[spartacus53]

The following quotes and terms come from 2 people. If you don't know their names I'll except their moniker.

Chisel chest, liver lips
Take the wax outta your ears
I had a problem with my &*^%#% boss, what? I had a problem with my boss
I'll start tomorrow
Oh my god, I can't see, my glasses.
I have warts all over my body.
You were very, very mean to me and hurtful.
Hey, can you get over here right way, my Rottweiler got stuck in the piano and is snapping at me.
These 2 guys are on my roof swinging hot mops at each other.

 

[Mighty AP]

Winston Churchill & Mae West.

Although my ex-wife said these to me on more than one occasion...........
"I have warts all over my body.
You were very, very mean to me and hurtful.
Hey, can you get over here right way, my Rottweiler got stuck in the piano and is snapping at me."

 

[spartacus53]

Winston Churchill & Mae West.

Although my ex-wife said these to me on more than one occasion...........
"I have warts all over my body.
You were very, very mean to me and hurtful.
Hey, can you get over here right way, my Rottweiler got stuck in the piano and is snapping at me."

Good try, but not even close. I can tell you they have about 4 CD's out and one funnier than the other.

 

[spartacus53]

A hint: They are known for their phony phone calls

 

[Mighty AP]

Gotta be the Jerky Boys, eh?

 

[spartacus53]

Gotta be the Jerky Boys, eh?

You got it The 2 funniest guys ever to make phony phone calls. Although most can't be played here I did find one for a general release.

 

[poorhunter78]

Those are funny...Have you heard of Roy D. Mercer.

 

[Mighty AP]

Those are funny...Have you heard of Roy D. Mercer.

Ive heard all the Roy D. Mercer tapes, he is funny as hell!
Aint he the one that called the photographer to come out & take pictures of his dead, prize winning goat? "I hung him over the clothes line last night & his legs are real stiff.......mabey we can prop him up for the picture."

 

[poorhunter78]

How big an ol boy are you....how long has it been since you had a good ol country azzwuppin....Well that wouldnt even be a light snack...Ever had yer a$$ wooped before, yes, well yer about tuh get it again.
Wow dis guy is one of the best.
Ever heard of Jay Hickman?