restaurant tip. Keep the Coffee Cup Full

[jeff of pa]

 

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[ivan salis]

what no tip?

 

[Kentucky Kache]

I've never thought of that...might come in handy.

 

[jeff of pa]

never done that

But let an Ice Cream melt all over the counter
& A small bit of change Soak in it,
because the girl was too busy flirting
to keep my coffee warm.

This in a place where If she Complained about me to
the other Girls, they would
have told her I Leave $5.oo Tips
for a 62 cent Bottmless cup of
"HOT" Coffee. Even when that was all I Orderd
for the night.

 

[EE THr]

Jeff;

I cringe while asking this, but was she blonde?

(Ducking under the desk to avoid flying objects.)

 

[jeff of pa]

Jeff;

I cringe while asking this, but was she blonde?

(Ducking under the desk to avoid flying objects.)

HaHa Don't Remeber
But I Do remember she was New
& I Never saw her there again.


So I Don't think My lesson
for her was the Only one.

& I was there Every Fri & Sat Night after work
3am till Sun Up

 

[Kentucky Kache]

I like the one where you fill a glass with water and put coins in it. Then put a piece of paper over the top, turn it upside down on the table and slide the paper out.
Hide in a corner and watch the waitress lift the glass to get her tip.

 

[sniffer]

where I come from the worst tip is a penny, and make sure you leave it in plain sight

 

[ivan salis]

2 cents -- one cent might be you left one picking up your "change" like you meant to leave no tip (ie your a cheapskate)--2 cents if left is no "mistake" -- it means I do tip ---however your service level sucked so bad its only worth 2 cents .--- its a dire insult to a waiter or waitress.

 

[stefen]

Remember a waitress complaining that some old guy was always pinching her tips

 

[Tank69]

thats a good one