Old Dog
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Retirement is different for everyone...
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>One day, while going to the store, I passed by a nursing home.
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>On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass.
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>I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store.
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>On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old
>ladies lying naked on the lawn.
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>This time my curiosity got the best of me, and I went inside to talk to the
>Nursing Home Administrator.
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>"Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?"
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>"Yes," she said. "They're retired prostitutes, and they're having a yard
>sale."
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>One day, while going to the store, I passed by a nursing home.
>
>On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass.
>
>I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store.
>
>On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old
>ladies lying naked on the lawn.
>
>This time my curiosity got the best of me, and I went inside to talk to the
>Nursing Home Administrator.
>
>"Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?"
>
>"Yes," she said. "They're retired prostitutes, and they're having a yard
>sale."
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