Sex at 94

[stefen]

On hearing that her elderly grandfather had passed away, Jenny rushed to her grandmother's side. When she asked the particulars of her grandfather's death, her grandmother explained, "He had a heart attack during sex on Sunday morning." Horrified, Jenny suggested sex at age 94 was surely asking for trouble. "Oh, no," her grandmother replied, "We had sex every Sunday morning, in time with the church bells - in with the dings and out with the dongs."

She paused and wiped away a tear. "If it hadn't been for that ice cream van going past, he'd still be alive."

 

[buscadero]

That's the way to go!!!!!! In the Saddle! 8)

Joe

 

[stefen]

Like in movie, Private Benjamin, Goldie Hahn's character was asked what her husbands final words were.

He stated, 'I'm coming'.

 

[jockinaus]

old couple

Old couple in late 80s get married go on honeymoon
Both start to get undressed,she strips to the waist says there is something I have
to tell you ,I have acute angina.
He replies Thank heavens for that you sure have a terrible pair of boobs
Jockinaus

 

[stefen]

 

[Captain Trips]

Then there's the 90 year old man who married the 18 year old girl. When asked about the wedding night, and advised that the action could be fatal, he replied, "So? If she dies, she dies!"