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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent
and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend.
"watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson ponders a moment. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there
are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically,
it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time-wise it is approximately a quarter
past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are
small and insignificant. Meteorlogically, it seems we will have a beautiful
day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks, "Watson, you idiot, someone has
stolen our tent."
and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend.
"watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson ponders a moment. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there
are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically,
it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time-wise it is approximately a quarter
past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are
small and insignificant. Meteorlogically, it seems we will have a beautiful
day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks, "Watson, you idiot, someone has
stolen our tent."
