Show your patriotism

[packerbacker]

MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.
So next Saturday at 4 PM. eastern time all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.
Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America.

 

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[rrbbtt]

I don't wan't anyone to think that i'm not a patriot, but it would take at least case to watch the ladies in my neighborhood parade around naked for an hour!

 

[PostFatal]

I don't wan't anyone to think that i'm not a patriot, but it would take at least case to watch the ladies in my neighborhood parade around naked for an hour!

I know what you mean. Around here you might want to skip the beer altogether and go straight to the Jim Beam (at least a pint) to keep you in your chair, and perhaps a couple joints to keep a smile on your face. I'm not sayin' the women around here are ugly..but many of them take the "pleasingly plump" concept to it's outer most extreme limits.

 

[packerbacker]

Yeah, we have some of those around here too. How big are they?? Well, some are so big they are being circled by their own planets.