So you think history is boring?

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Here some famouse quotes from people you think are boring

Benjamin Franklin-

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.

Napoleon-

In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

Winston Churchill-

(LOL!!!)
Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
-- (replying to Lady Astor's comment 'Sir, you're drunk!')

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

Stephen King-

[I work until] beer o’clock.

People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff. I like to tell them I have the heart of a small boy -- and I keep it in a jar on my desk.

Lincoln-

How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

Unkown-

Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.

If you like these, i can get a whole lot more. (I'm still laughing!!!)

HH
-GC

 

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