Speeding old lady

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Little old lady is going 85 in a 65 and gets pulled over by the Highway Patrol. He asked to see her license and she tells him she doesn't have one. He asks her why she was going so fast and she tells him she had just killed a guy with an AK-47 and stuffed his body in the trunk and she was so nervous she didn't realize she was speeding. At this, the cop drags her out of the car and cuffs her while calling for backup. He asks her for the keys to the trunk and she said she didn't have one. Then backup arrives in the form of 3 more cars including the officer's supervisor. As all of the cops are trying to get the trunk open, the supervisor starts questioning the old lady. "What's going on here?, my officer says you have a body of someone you shot in the trunk of your car". She tells him that there is no body in the trunk and the key to the trunk is in her purse, go ahead and check. "My officer said you didn't have a key to your trunk." "Well, he is obviously mistaken Sir, the key's in my purse". As he looks through her purse he notices her driver's license was there. "My officer also told me you didn't have a driver's license." "My goodness!" exclaimed the old lady. "The poor lad probably told you I was speeding too".

 

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