Stimulus Payment

[Montana Jim]

A friend sent me this...

Stimulus Payment

The federal government is sending each and every one of us a $600 rebate.
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China.
If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.
If we purchase a computer it will go to India.
If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala.
If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan.
If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy.
The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes and beer, since these are the only products still produced in the US.
Thank you for your help.

 

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[jeff of pa]

I don't Drink Beer :P

 

[Cynangyl]

rofl I don't do either....guess I will have to figure out something else still made in the usa!

 

[Smee]

The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes and beer

I guess that's why they call it a "Stimulus Payment" . . .

 

[USTiger]

good thing i drink beer or my wife would kill me if i used money on the other American thingy...

USTiger

 

[arkhunter]

do everything.....in moderation........lol

 

[EDDE]

A friend sent me this...

Stimulus Payment

The federal government is sending each and every one of us a $600 rebate.
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China.
If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.
If we purchase a computer it will go to India.
If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala.
If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan.
If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy.
The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes and beer, since these are the only products still produced in the US.
Thank you for your help.

marijuana

 

[Montana Jim]

A friend sent me this...

Stimulus Payment

The federal government is sending each and every one of us a $600 rebate.
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China.
If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.
If we purchase a computer it will go to India.
If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala.
If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan.
If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy.
The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes and beer, since these are the only products still produced in the US.
Thank you for your help.

marijuana

Most is from Mexico and Canada... where larger operations are more feasible...

 

[levis_dad]

Purchase yourself a big bunch of Duracell batteries...they're still made in the USA.

 

[Cynangyl]

Yay!! Someone thought of at least one thing I could use! rofl