Marc(NB)
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A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu.
Tourist: $5
Broiled Missionary: $7
Fried Explorer: $9
Freshly Baked Republicans and Democrats: $150
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a huge price difference for the politicians?'The cook replied, 'Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shat, it takes all morning.

Tourist: $5
Broiled Missionary: $7
Fried Explorer: $9
Freshly Baked Republicans and Democrats: $150
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a huge price difference for the politicians?'The cook replied, 'Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shat, it takes all morning.
