summer neighbor

[onfire]

She's single...






She lives right across the street.






I can see her condo from my deck.






I watched as she got home from work.






I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway and knocked on my door.











I rushed to open it, she looks at me and she says,"I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long! ..............Are you busy tonight?"


I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free, I have no plans at all!"






She said, "Great! Could you watch my dog?"






Being a senior citizen, really sucks!

 

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[Backbacon]

LMAO good one onfire.

 

[austin]

Ain't it the truth...

 

[stefen]

Different strokes for different folks...

 

[truckinbutch]

What did the dog look like