Years back, Badass Kat, my ex-wifes pet went AWOL...
He was a brother to her other cat and had a really bad personality (really...really...reallly bad...hence, the name: Mutha Ph)
And immediately she made signs with pictures and plastered them over the neighborhood...
Well, one day, ole ex-wifey moved a box in the spare bedroom...and what did she find but the dried body of ole Badass cat...
Was I ever relieved...
Thought for sure that someday he'd show up at the front door and the misery would begin all over...
Oh well. Then I got to dreamin that ole wifey would go AWOL...
And I would Immediately make signs with pictures and plaster them over the neighborhood...
But unfortunately she had more lives that oile Badass Kat...
Too fat to hid behind a box...
