truckinbutch
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Sven's pig business
Ole had been doing well in the pig business and talked his buddy,Sven,into investing in some young females to start as a breeder.
"You can put dem in da pickup an bring dem over here to my male hog ven de old enuff so you don't haf ta keep a male gettin started.I yust charge you a little bit for dem he settles."
The sows reach maturity and Sven trucks them to Ole's to see the male for a fee.
"How am I gonna know if they are settled?"asks Sven.
"Dat's easy,"replies Ole,"In the morning the ones settled will be in the mud wallow,dem that ain't will be at the feed trough an you bring dem back."
The next morning at daybreak Sven is sitting at the breakfast table with his coffee as Lena prepares breakfast.
"Lena,you see dem pigs in the mud wallow?"
"No,Sven dey ain't at da mud wallow."
"Den,day're at da feed trough?"
"No,de ain't at da feed trough."
"Well,Lena,do ya see dem pigs?"
"Ya,Sven;6 is in da back of da pickup and one's in da front seat blowin da horn."
Ole had been doing well in the pig business and talked his buddy,Sven,into investing in some young females to start as a breeder.
"You can put dem in da pickup an bring dem over here to my male hog ven de old enuff so you don't haf ta keep a male gettin started.I yust charge you a little bit for dem he settles."
The sows reach maturity and Sven trucks them to Ole's to see the male for a fee.
"How am I gonna know if they are settled?"asks Sven.
"Dat's easy,"replies Ole,"In the morning the ones settled will be in the mud wallow,dem that ain't will be at the feed trough an you bring dem back."
The next morning at daybreak Sven is sitting at the breakfast table with his coffee as Lena prepares breakfast.
"Lena,you see dem pigs in the mud wallow?"
"No,Sven dey ain't at da mud wallow."
"Den,day're at da feed trough?"
"No,de ain't at da feed trough."
"Well,Lena,do ya see dem pigs?"
"Ya,Sven;6 is in da back of da pickup and one's in da front seat blowin da horn."
