T-shirt I saw the other day

[signal_line]

I'm not shouting,

I'm speaking German.

 

[Terry Soloman]

This is my all time favorite!

 

[Rookster]

 

[dts52]

This is my all time favorite!

She doesn't need brains. She could rule the world if she had the ambition (fortunately she doesn't have the brains to realize that and by the time she figures it out, she'll need brains - hope you can follow my logic).
HH
dts

 

[Duckshot]

ICH BIN EIN AMERIKANA.

 

[dig deeper now]

Big left brain and big right brain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HH

 

[signal_line]

Kate Upton's most asked question, "Did anybody ever tell you that you have pretty eyes?"

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

I'm guessing Kate Upton's optometrist cannot tell you what color her eyes are.