Ray S S
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A CEO type was in the hospital, being treated for a minor deal. For a
week he'd made a complete nuisance of himself, irritating all the staff,
shouting orders, and demanding attention, complaining about the food,
the bed, the temperature, the weather. Typical big shot.
One morning a nurse entered the room, saying, "Time to take your
temperature, Sir."
After growling that she was disturbing his nap, the guy finally
opened his mouth for the therometer.
"Sorry, Sir," said the nurse, "but this for this test we need your
temperature from the other end."
After complaining about the embarrassment and inconvience, the guy
finally rolled over and bared butt.
After she finished,:she said, "Stay exactly like that and don't move.
"I'll be back in five minutes to check up on you."
The nurse left, leaving the door ajar. The guy's back is to
the door, and for over an hour, he hears people wandering up
and down the hall laughing. At length the guy's doctor entered
the room, saw the guy with his bare butt sticking in the air
and gawked. Finally, he asks, "What's going on here?"
The guy barks,"Haven't you ever seen someone with their
temperature taken?'
"Not with a Dafodill."
week he'd made a complete nuisance of himself, irritating all the staff,
shouting orders, and demanding attention, complaining about the food,
the bed, the temperature, the weather. Typical big shot.
One morning a nurse entered the room, saying, "Time to take your
temperature, Sir."
After growling that she was disturbing his nap, the guy finally
opened his mouth for the therometer.
"Sorry, Sir," said the nurse, "but this for this test we need your
temperature from the other end."
After complaining about the embarrassment and inconvience, the guy
finally rolled over and bared butt.
After she finished,:she said, "Stay exactly like that and don't move.
"I'll be back in five minutes to check up on you."
The nurse left, leaving the door ajar. The guy's back is to
the door, and for over an hour, he hears people wandering up
and down the hall laughing. At length the guy's doctor entered
the room, saw the guy with his bare butt sticking in the air
and gawked. Finally, he asks, "What's going on here?"
The guy barks,"Haven't you ever seen someone with their
temperature taken?'
"Not with a Dafodill."
