Thanks Adam

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Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden
feeling very lonely.

So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?"

Nothing like a good Bible story to make your day.

Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.​

God said that He was going to make Adam a

companion and that it would be a woman.
​

He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you,
she will cook for you, and when you discover
clothing, she will wash it for you.

"She will always agree with every decision
you make and she will not nag you,

and will always be the first to admit she was
wrong when you've had a disagreement.

"She will praise you!

"She will bear your children,

and never ask you to get up in the middle
of the night to take care of them.
"She will NEVER have a headache
and will freely give you love and
passion whenever you need it."


Adam asked God,
"What will a woman like this cost?"

God replied, "An arm and a leg."

Then Adam asked,
"What can I get for a rib?"

Of course the rest is history!​

 

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[stefen]

G-D also warned Adam to keep Eve out of the water...

 

[Goose-0]

Why keep her out?

 

[bzbadger]

Clean up a little and share that one in church, then ill run

 

[stefen]

Why keep her out?

Makes the water smell like fish...

 

[Gold Maven]

World's shortest poem, titled : Fleas

Adam had 'em.