The Chicken Farmer

[BrisJoe]

A chicken farmer went to a local bar... Sat next to a woman and
ordered
a glass of champagne..

The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of
champagne, too!'

'What a coincidence' the farmer says. 'This is a special day for me....
I am celebrating'

'This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!' says the
woman.

'What a coincidence!' says the farmer! As they clinked glasses the man
asked, 'What are you celebrating?'

'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my
gynaecologist told me that I am pregnant!'

'What a coincidence,' says the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and for years
all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilised
eggs.'

'That's great!' says the woman. 'How did your chickens become fertile?'

'I used a different c*ck,' he replied.

The woman smiled and said, 'What a coincidence.'

 

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[stefen]

That's like when a rooster walked into the hen house and crowed, "cock-a-doodle-doo" and the ole hens said, "any-c*ck'll do"

 

[dieselram94]

This is how a family tree gets a branch grafted on!