The economy will recover sooner than you think

[spartacus53]

Well there is good news on the horizon according to my investment banker. Many company's are now showing record breaking profits and will further increase these profits by several merges and a brilliant marketing plan. SO if you're not in the market yet, this will be a good time to ride the gravy train.
Watch for these consolidations in the near future:

1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller
Brush, and W. R. Grace Company will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace

2. Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Zesta
Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner, Cracker

3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as:
MMMGood

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and
Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa

5. FedEx is expected to join its major competitor,
UPS, and become: FedUP

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers
will become: Fairwell Honeychild

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to
become: Poupon Pants

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization
of Women will become: KnottNOW!

Happy investing!!

 

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[pastorals]

Funny...in spite of the plagiarism...

 

[gadigger81]

I need to call my stock broker

 

[FarmerChick]

invest
hmmm...wait til I get off unemployment
then maybe, ok

 

[spartacus53]

Even with a sure stock, I'd have as much luck as I would in a casino.. It's easier to get on the highway and toss your money out the window.. Pull over and watch people scramble for it, this way you are at least entertained for your loss

 

[AU24K]

On a more serious sidebar to the OP,
Hillary is considering a run for president. Of the IMF.

Just thought y'all might want to know so that you can get your new world order dollars now.

Me? I've already pledged my allegiance to the new world order Overlords!

Best,
Scott

 

[spartacus53]

Scott, I'm in if $3 buys $10