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Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
Now There's a Trick.
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Give that Expert a Raise
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
That's Going Overboard
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
That's just Wrong
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
What ? Dying is an Excused Absense ?
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
I'm sure some would Agree with that
War Dims Hope for Peace
Usually does
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya Think ?
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Humm ?
Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicid
Bright Police !
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
I would at least have used Duct Tape
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
New Medical Treatment ? Or are they Using him
to Jump Cars ?
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
I Would have thought they were Fat Enough
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
That'll teach'm to be dropouts!
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
What Can I say
Now There's a Trick.
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Give that Expert a Raise
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
That's Going Overboard
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
That's just Wrong
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
What ? Dying is an Excused Absense ?
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
I'm sure some would Agree with that
War Dims Hope for Peace
Usually does
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya Think ?
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Humm ?
Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicid
Bright Police !
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
I would at least have used Duct Tape
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
New Medical Treatment ? Or are they Using him
to Jump Cars ?
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
I Would have thought they were Fat Enough
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
That'll teach'm to be dropouts!
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
What Can I say
