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Thread Owner
First let me say,
I took Yesterday off work and
decides to go out golfing.
I was on the second hole when I
noticed a frog sitting next to
the green.
at first I Thought nothing of it and am
about to shoot when I
hear, "Ribbit 9 Iron."
I looked around and didn't
see anyone. Again, I
hear, "Ribbit 9 Iron." then I look
at the frog and decide to
prove the frog wrong, put the
club away, and grabs a 9 iron.
Boom!
I hit it 10 inches from the
cup. Man am I shocked. so, I say
to the frog, "Wow that's amazing.
You must be a lucky frog, eh?"
The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog."
So, I decided to take the frog
with me to the next hole.
"What do you think frog?" I
asked. "Ribbit 3 wood."
So I take out a 3 wood and,
Boom! Hole in one.
at this point I'm so shocked I Don't know
what to say. By the end
of the day, I'v actually golfed the
best game of golf in My life So
I ask the frog, "OK where to next?"
The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas".
So, we hop in my car & go to Las Vegas
I then asked the Frog "OK frog, now
what?" The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette." Upon
approaching the roulette table, I asked
"What do you think I should
bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit
$3000, black 6."
Now, this is a
million-to-one shot to win, but
after the golf game I figured
what the heck. Wouldn't You ?
Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.
too late to head home so I Take my winnings and
Buy the best room in the
hotel. I sit the frog down and
says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you.
You've won me all this money and
I am forever grateful."
The frog replies,
"Ribbit Kiss Me."
You Know What, I figured after this
What the Heck.
since after all the frog did for
me, he deserves it. With a
kiss, the frog turns into a
gorgeous 15-year-old girl.
And that,
your honor, is how the girl
ended up in my room.
You Gotta Believe Me !!!!!!!
