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The koala is setting in a gum tree smoking a joint.
A little lizard walks under the tree, looks up and sees the koala.
"What are you doing?" asks the lizard.
"I'm smokin' a couple joints" replied the koala, "Come on up and join me"
So the lizard climbs the tree and smokes a couple joints with the koala. After a while the lizard says,"Man, my mouth is dry, I'm gonna get a drink from the river."
As the lizard leans over a rock to get a drink, he is so stoned he loses his balance and falls into the river and starts to get washed downstream.
A big ol' crocodile notices the lizards plight and swims over and picks the lizard up in his mouth and carries him safely back to the bank.
"What are you doing?" asks the croc. The lizard explains how he had gotten so stoned with the koala he had fallen in the river. Curious, the croc decides to go check out the koala. After a while into the jungle, the croc finally finds the tree with the koala.
"Hey, what's happening?" shouted the croc to the koala.
The koala looks down in amazement and responds,
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT DUDE!!!!!!!,....how much water did you drink?
A little lizard walks under the tree, looks up and sees the koala.
"What are you doing?" asks the lizard.
"I'm smokin' a couple joints" replied the koala, "Come on up and join me"
So the lizard climbs the tree and smokes a couple joints with the koala. After a while the lizard says,"Man, my mouth is dry, I'm gonna get a drink from the river."
As the lizard leans over a rock to get a drink, he is so stoned he loses his balance and falls into the river and starts to get washed downstream.
A big ol' crocodile notices the lizards plight and swims over and picks the lizard up in his mouth and carries him safely back to the bank.
"What are you doing?" asks the croc. The lizard explains how he had gotten so stoned with the koala he had fallen in the river. Curious, the croc decides to go check out the koala. After a while into the jungle, the croc finally finds the tree with the koala.
"Hey, what's happening?" shouted the croc to the koala.
The koala looks down in amazement and responds,
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT DUDE!!!!!!!,....how much water did you drink?
