The Last Nickel

[Minstrel]

A father walks into a restaurant with his young son.
He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to
Keep him occupied.

Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the
face.
The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels
And starts slapping him on
the back.

The boy coughs up 2 of
the nickels, but keeps choking.
Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting
For help.

A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking
Woman, in a blue business suit
is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper
And sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of
The commotion, she looks
up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the
Newspaper and places it on the
counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way,
Unhurried, across the
restaurant.



Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants;
takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to
Squeeze and twist, gently at
first and then ever so firmly.
After a few seconds the boy convulses violently
And coughs up the last nickel,
which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.


Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands
The nickel to the
father and walks back to her seat at the coffee
Bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill
effects, the father rushes over to the woman and
Starts thanking her
saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like
that before, it was
fantastic.� Are you a doctor? "

'No,' the woman replied. I'm with the I.R.S..'

 

[stefen]

Her name is Judy, and boy can she squeeze