The perfect Girl

[Spitfire Reddie]

A friend asked a gentleman how it is that he never married? Replied the gentleman, "Well, I guess I just never met the right woman. I guess that I have been looking for the perfect girl."

"Oh, come on now," said the friend, "Surely you have met at least one girl that you wanted to marry."

"Yes, there was a girl, once. I guess she was the one perfect girl - the only perfect girl I really ever met. She was just the right everything. I really mean that she was the perfect girl for me." replied the gent.

"Well, why didn't you marry her," asked his friend.

The gent replied, "She was looking for the perfect man."

 

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[stefen]

I was of the impression that a perfect girl was a girl that is 3 feet tall with a flat head so you could use her as an end table and place to put your beer.

 

[buscadero]

I always understood it was a wealthy nympho who owned a liquor store!





Joe

 

[Spitfire Reddie]

I was of the impression that a perfect girl was a girl that is 3 feet tall with a flat head so you could use her as an end table and place to put your beer.

No you are thinking of Frankenstein's midget.........

 

[stefen]

Buscadero,

I apologize for omitting "wealthy nympho who owned a liquor store" from the description!

What was I thinking?

 

[jerrync]

sorry to burst your bubble but the perfect girl is fat and tattoed with her you have warmth in the summer shade in the winter and moving pictures all year round

 

[GunFarce]

And compared to a man, she is MUCH more difficult to control

 

[Spitfire Reddie]

And compared to a man, she is MUCH more difficult to control

LOL !!!!!!