Al Czervik
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An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, 'Someone in this congregation
has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.
This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate.
I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who
did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian Family.'
No one moved. The preacher continued, 'Do you have the nerve to face me and
admit this is a falsehood?
Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now
stand and confess your transgression.' Again all was quiet.
Then slowly, a drop dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic
rose from the third pew.
Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, 'Reverend there has
been a terrible misunderstanding.. I never said you were a member of the Ku
Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under
the sheets.'
The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared.
has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.
This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate.
I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who
did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian Family.'
No one moved. The preacher continued, 'Do you have the nerve to face me and
admit this is a falsehood?
Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now
stand and confess your transgression.' Again all was quiet.
Then slowly, a drop dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic
rose from the third pew.
Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, 'Reverend there has
been a terrible misunderstanding.. I never said you were a member of the Ku
Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under
the sheets.'
The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared.
