The Prison Escapee............

Mighty AP

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A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15
years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he
finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the man's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he is in there, the husband whispers over to his wife, "Listen,
this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He has probably
spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a Woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain....do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he could kill us both. Be strong honey, I love you!"
His wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.
Be strong honey.....I love you, too!" ;D :D
 

AAAHAHAHA! where do you come up with this stuff! ;D
 

LOL - Sounds like an inmate :D :D :D
 

Mighty AP said:
He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.
Be strong honey.....I love you, too!" ;D :D
NICE NICE AND NICE JOKE!!!!! ;D ;D
 

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